I spent 30 minutes working out today. Success! Was trying the whole time to keep the baby happy while I worked out. Pausing every few minutes to throw another toy at him. Then, I sat down when I was done, and found the perfect toy that he proceeded to play with for 20 minutes without making a peep. A mug with pens in it. Go figure. Now I know. And to all you Moms out there that didn’t know. You’re welcome. 
I think they believe Moms are the perfect toy.