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Mom Vs. Kids, It’s All A Matter of What You Hear

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I ran across this hilariousness yesterday and could really relate. But, decided the list needed a few more.934973_535927526453688_210515763_n

Here are what my kids tend to hear when it’s not exactly what comes out of my mouth.

Mom Vs. Kids– It’s all a matter of what you hear.

What I say: “Why don’t you go play quietly in your playroom for 5 more minutes.”

What the kid hears: “Come interrupt me 5 more times and ask me 10 more questions.”

What I say: “Go potty before we go out so you don’t have to go at a public restaurant”

What the kid hears: “Wait as long as possible to go potty and then dance around screaming, ‘I have to poop!’ while we are in the middle of eating.

What I say: “Eat your vegetables or you won’t get dessert”

What the kid hears: “It’s time for dessert, so stop eating everything and ask me 10 times if you can have a cookie now”.

What I say: “Act really good in Target, and mommy will think about buying you a treat after”

What the kid hears: “You can still have a treat after you have a meltdown on every other aisle and act like a crazy lunatic climbing shelves and breaking things I had no intention of buying”

What I say: “Look both ways and hold my hand”

What the kid hears: “Run with reckless abandon out into the parking lot at full speed”

What I say: “Bath time!”

What the kid hears: “Streak and shriek time!”

What I say: “Watch your little brother for 2 minutes while I take the trash out.”

What the kid hears: “Go play with sharp objects in a closet and involve your little brother too”

What I say: “Time for bed!”

What the kid hears: “Ask me for water, another hug, a bedtime story, another hug, tell me your hungry, ask for another hug, climb out of your bed and into your brother’s, tell me you’re scared, and ask again for another hug.

Happy Sunday! Hope your kids hear all the right things today so that you can relax. Unlikely, I know.


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  1. Rayna Drago says

    May 5, 2013 at 5:41 pm

    LOL!!! At bath time I get Sienna and Mason screaming “naked babies!!” as they proceed to bounce naked on Mason’s bed.

    Reply
  2. MaxsScoutServicesLLC says

    May 5, 2013 at 5:53 pm

    Reblogged this on Max's Scout Services & Communications WebBlog and commented:
    Mothers’ Day
    is next Sunday!

    Enjoy the coming week and keep your sense of humor…

    Reply
  3. meganorlowskirussell says

    May 5, 2013 at 6:25 pm

    I don’t have children. But I was totally that kid. My poor mother.

    Reply
  4. mkstump says

    May 6, 2013 at 7:48 am

    YES! This is amazing and spot on. 🙂

    Reply
  5. monk-monk says

    May 6, 2013 at 10:19 am

    Spot on. I think it’s time for you to make your own meme!

    Reply
  6. Amber Perea says

    May 6, 2013 at 11:11 am

    So funny! I often wonder what Jp hears because it never seems to be what I say! 🙂

    Reply
  7. themissingsock12 says

    May 6, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    Hysterical….I literally laughed out loud for this one. It’s so damn true!

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    • fakingpictureperfect says

      May 6, 2013 at 2:27 pm

      Thanks! I could have gone on all day….this is my life. 🙂

      Reply
  8. themissingsock12 says

    May 6, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    Reblogged this on The Missing Sock and commented:
    Seriously, I swear this is exactly what happens in our house too!

    Reply
  9. KianaFromHawaii says

    May 7, 2013 at 7:55 pm

    haha so true!

    Reply

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    March 31, 2014 at 4:00 am

    […] while ago, I wrote a post about this selective hearing phenomenon, and thought it might be fun to revisit a few things that they “hear” in response to […]

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