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Chandler In the Motherhood

My Children Are Saving Me Thousands in Therapy.

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Since we all know that my blog is “awesome” just the way it is, I think I will get back to my regularly scheduled programming after being FP’d.

First though, I have to say welcome new followers! I’m not sure what you guys will think about my rants on motherhood, and my constant complaining about being a certified germaphobe, but I hope you stick around. This little ole’ blog of mine is mostly about my kids, and my complaints, and my thoughts about being a Mom, but I adore having some new people lurking. Yet, my faithful few, I love you more than you know. Because without you, I may have given up this little blog of mine a few weeks ago.

Moving on.

So, my BFF since 5th grade called the other day. Oh how I wish she lived closer. I guess that’s MY fault for moving out of Texas. Anyway, we were talking about our mutual “issues” that we share being scared of germs, and she told me a story. It sent chills through my body. Nope, it wasn’t “scary” per se, but to me, it was terrifying. I LITERALLY got chills. What is wrong with me? Wait. Don’t answer that.

It was a story about this blog post she read where a little girl, barely big enough to sit on the toilet, was in a public restroom with her mom, and she LICKED. THE. TOILET. Yep. You know the part on public toilets where the seat comes together but there is still an opening? That part. She was bent over really far trying to keep her balance and just decided to take a taste. Chills, I tell you. Chills from a story about germs? That has never happened to me before, and it made me realize (yet again) that I really DO have a problem.

Why do kids have to lick stuff? Kyle and I were at the grocery store the other day when he promptly declared, “Mom. I touched something sticky” after he stuck his finger on one of the counters by the coffee machine. I started in on my daily lecture of, “That is why mommy is telling you all the time to STOP touching things when you don’t know what it is….blah blah blah, blah blah.” I don’t think he was listening because he quickly responded, “It tastes yucky!” as I looked down and to my horror, he was licking his finger.

I swear, Avery never did stuff like this. EVER. It must be a boy thing? Or maybe it’s just that I have too many dang kids now to keep track of who is licking what at any given time. However, I did let it slide once and let her eat cheerios off the floor. I can “let go” sometimes.

The thing is, it’s like they have this inherent ability to help me avoid therapy by desensitizing me to gross, disgusting things. Like yesterday, Chandler decided to set up shop in the bathroom. Of all the places to play in this 2000 sq. ft. house (that’s just a guess, I’m not good with math), he chose the bathroom.

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Thank goodness that this was taken with my poor quality iPod camera so that you can’t see the filth that is currently my bathroom. Yet, he has been in here long enough to bring his cars (in the background by the toilet), his blanket, and get into all his sisters hair clippies. Promptly after this photo was taken, he set his pacifier down on the floor. *shudder*

My children are saving me thousands of dollars in therapy.  One nasty, disgusting act at a time.


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  1. Amber Perea says

    May 1, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    Aversion therapy. (Yes, I am going to say it every time) 😉

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  2. donofalltrades says

    May 1, 2013 at 3:22 pm

    Cool use to lick people on the face and he liked to lick glass doors as well. Once he was in the grocery cart seat and I was putting crap on the conveyer when I hear the woman behind me say “yech!” What did he do, lady? He was licking the handlebar that thousands of people touched I’m sure. Lol. Boys are fuc…er messed up.

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    • fakingpictureperfect says

      May 1, 2013 at 3:23 pm

      Cool sounds a little bit like a puppy. No? 🙂

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      • donofalltrades says

        May 1, 2013 at 3:24 pm

        And he’s the smart one of the bunch!

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  3. bensbitterblog says

    May 1, 2013 at 7:04 pm

    Gross little kid! I’m pretty bad, but never licked the toilet.

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    • fakingpictureperfect says

      May 1, 2013 at 7:14 pm

      Pretty bad meaning you lick other things!?

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      • bensbitterblog says

        May 2, 2013 at 7:19 am

        I like ice cream cones and cotton candy and no other good things.

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        • fakingpictureperfect says

          May 2, 2013 at 10:52 am

          Aaah. Ok. I thought you are licking floors or something!

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  4. zeelikestowrite says

    May 1, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    Oh my God! the toilet, will not forget that one. My husband is an even bigger germ freak so he will die when I tell him about it.

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    • fakingpictureperfect says

      May 2, 2013 at 10:49 am

      I know!!! I still shudder when I think about it!

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  5. keladelaide says

    May 2, 2013 at 4:55 am

    Both my boys were glass lickers. I have no idea if girls do similar things. One of mine also ate food off the floor-he just didn’t pick it up, he licked it up.

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    • fakingpictureperfect says

      May 2, 2013 at 10:50 am

      Yum!

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  6. Julie says

    May 2, 2013 at 6:20 am

    Thanks for following me back! I love to hear stories from other moms and truth be known, my husband is an extreme germaphobe. He has gotten worse with age but I blame his job for a lot of it. He works at a school where he sees and cleans up after our beloved dirty children, 🙂 so your stories tickle my funny bone because some of the same thoughts and words are said around here. Thanks for being so wonderfully candid!

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    • fakingpictureperfect says

      May 2, 2013 at 10:51 am

      I’ve gotten worse with age too! I never had these problems as a kid! But now that I have 3 there just isn’t the time to be perfect anymore!!

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  7. muggleinconverse says

    May 2, 2013 at 7:18 am

    I’ve said this more than once. I have lots of OCD tendencies. Everything had its place and I had to check locks about a million times before I was a mom. I counted random things and made patterns out of the chaos. Not anymore. I don’t have the freaking time or energy! I’m just happy when there are no toys littering my carpet.

    Some habits remain but I’m sure the kiddos will stamp them out once they enter puberty.

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    • fakingpictureperfect says

      May 2, 2013 at 10:51 am

      For sure!! You have to let go a lot as a mom!

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