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Ten Signs That the Last 2 Weeks of School Aren’t Necessary

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No disrespect to teachers out there. You have the hardest job in the world. And, I am extremely grateful for all the work you do. Just knowing that there are kids that you are teaching that puke on their desks because their parents send them to school sick and you have to go on with your day makes you a hero in my book. Not to mention that you are actually teaching my kid things like reading and math! When (in theory) I could technically be doing that myself. But, I know I don’t have the patience for it, so I’m so glad you do.Truly.

But, I started to realize there are some definite warning signs that your child really doesn’t have to go to school the last 2 weeks of the school year (or whenever they finish standardized testing).

10 Signs the Last Two Weeks of School Aren't Necessary

10. They no longer get homework coming home. I’m not complaining, I’m just saying, when it stops, you can assume they are done learning for the year. Ours stopped a couple of weeks ago.

9. They are working on a “program” of some kind. This means learning songs. Which, can you imagine teaching 1st graders a whole program? Yep. That’s got to take up a big chunk of time.

8. They take field trips to places you would take your three year old.

7. They get to cash in a reward day of some kind for some good behavior. This can usually result in movie day, or park day, or something else that is equally useless to their learning “real stuff”.

6. Parties. You have to have some sort of party at the end of the year. And, you have to take time getting ready for the party too. Right? Making decorations? Yep, that’s important.

5. Art. The kind where you know your child took a lot of time on it, but you aren’t sure what it was for exactly.

4. Early release days are happening for no apparent reason.

3. Field day. I’m sorry, but that’s a waste of time. Although super fun for the kids, but learning how to do a 3 legged race isn’t exactly an “education” you can use the rest of your life.

2. Your child recounts to you all the things they learned at recess that day from friends like pointless songs and silly sayings and secret handshakes. This makes you slightly afraid to send them back the next day for fear she will tell you something really disturbing.

1. Your child comes home and when you ask what she did all day she replies, “We colored all day!” Wait. “You colored all day?” “Yeah, but it was important stuff”. Oh. OK then.

It reminds me of the SNL weekend update skit I saw where they reported:

“This week, children at more than 1,700 schools in North America sang the song, ‘I Wanna Play,’ at the same time. Simultaneously, in China, over a billion kids were doing math.”

Now, I’m not complaining here that my child isn’t getting a good education (OK, maybe I am a little). She’s doing great. I’m complaining that I have to continue to send her to school at 7:55 am and pack those dang lunches everyday when she could just as well stay at home with me and get about the same thing accomplished. Or we could go on vacation. Or we could just stay in our PJs all day.

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I think I’m ready for summer. How about you?

 


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  1. monk-monk says

    May 29, 2013 at 4:54 pm

    I’m ready for summer! Sadly, even if you were to make summer vacation start 2 weeks earlier than normal it wouldn’t make students learn up until the last minute. They’d simply start the squirrelly behavior 2 weeks earlier than that. I think there’s something antsy about the last few weeks before a break! My students have been checked out for a few weeks now and I’m like “dude, you JUST STARTED school in March, you can’t be checked out yet!”

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    • fakingpictureperfect says

      May 29, 2013 at 5:02 pm

      Sure. It’s probably inevitable, but I don’t think it’s just the students that get crazy (although I have no doubt that they do). I think they get crazy because there is not enough left for them to do.

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  2. mkstump says

    May 29, 2013 at 6:15 pm

    As a former public school teacher I remember being so ridiculously tired and burnt out by the end of May that I was lucky if I could even keep track of what day it was much less fight the up hill battle of trying to keep kids focused all day. The end of the year squirreliness hits all of us. Big and small. I think we all think the end of the year is just a filler to get us the required number of school days. Lol

    Yay for summer! That picture of your kiddos is just adorable. I love it!

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    • fakingpictureperfect says

      May 29, 2013 at 8:50 pm

      OH, I can imagine how hard it is on the teachers too!

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  3. jillianmak says

    May 29, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    The last two weeks are just babysitting and parties. The last two weeks I take a few extra naps to gear up for the summer.

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  4. bensbitterblog says

    May 29, 2013 at 7:51 pm

    I am glad that the homework is going away, even though I only help occasionally. I just can’t stand the second time going through these things.

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    • fakingpictureperfect says

      May 29, 2013 at 8:50 pm

      I know! I dread the day that my husband is not home for algebra homework.

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      • bensbitterblog says

        May 29, 2013 at 9:31 pm

        Oh so he helps with the homework? Good thing, since you do so much.

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      • boringyear says

        May 30, 2013 at 8:13 am

        Is it weird that I’m looking forward to helping Monkey with calculus?

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        • fakingpictureperfect says

          May 30, 2013 at 1:39 pm

          YES!

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  5. Kimbra says

    May 30, 2013 at 12:46 am

    I totally agree the last two weeks of school seem entirely pointless, I don’t know why they don’t just let them have a longer Summer vacation. Also, I LOVE the google search I snorted I laughed so hard. I am your newest follower
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    • fakingpictureperfect says

      May 30, 2013 at 1:40 pm

      yay! Thanks for following….going to check out your blog too. 🙂

      Reply
  6. Cat says

    May 30, 2013 at 5:59 am

    Sing it!!

    Here, the last two weeks were full-on cuh-raazy with all the *end of year* parties/events/special lessons that suddenly necessitated parent participation, money or contributions of special crafty stuff. I think I spent 10-15 hours a week the last two weeks running around buying/making stuff, running over to the school to volunteer/drop things off/pick things up. And it wasn’t just the stay-at-home parents, like me, who were doing all of this.

    I was exhausted and my kid was discombobulated by the complete disruption of a predictable schedule.

    I get that the kids are antsy and hard to keep focused *and* I get that they want to make the end of the school year special. (Also get that the teachers are tired.) But, really, way too crazy.

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    • fakingpictureperfect says

      May 30, 2013 at 1:39 pm

      agreed!

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  7. Amber Perea says

    June 18, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    I think you aren’t showing up in my reader…how have I missed these? 🙂

    Cheer up, buttercup, I eagerly await the post wishing they were back in school! Lol I kid, I kid… 🙂

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    • fakingpictureperfect says

      June 18, 2013 at 8:54 pm

      Oh I think I was ready after the second day of them being home. 🙂 I’ve heard there are issues with the reader.

      Reply

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