I have something that is weighing heavy on my heart today about this blog. But, in an effort to not always write about something depressing, or that makes me angry, or that makes me feel robbed, I am going to keep it light today. Because, the sun is shining, and my kids are all healthy for the moment, and life is good. I’m just pushing out the negative today.
Onto some humor…..
Have you ever wondered about the search engine terms that bring people to your blog? Since I really started looking at them about 2 months ago, I’ve been both entertained and disturbed. And, mostly I’ve realized that the majority of people that are searching for things on google are stupid. (I’m just now realizing that some people reading this may have entered these search terms and I may be offending, but going ahead with the post anyway…because, I’m on a roll these days with making people feel uncomfortable by my blog)
K. So, here are my favorites from the past 2 months (the typos are theirs, not mine):
faking my mom – My guess is a teenager that is trying to get away with something. At least let’s hope it’s something that innocent.
on kids-just have them- Um. If they were looking for encouragement to “just have kids” and found my blog, my guess is they may have changed their mind.
“scratch her back”- Hmmm…I guess they didn’t want to really scratch her back because they put it in quotes? Someone searching for this just makes me wonder…..
doog faking mom photo- Your guess is as good as mine on this one
keep faking love images – Whoever you are. Don’t come back to my blog again, please? We are not that kind of site.
pedicure ticklish- I’m pretty sure that you belong in the previously mentioned category
daddy learn me to suck- ewwwwwww.
stay at home mom my husband hates me- Yikes. Might I suggest marriage counseling? And, WHY did this come to MY blog? Although, I may just say my husband hates me a little too much. But, I promise. He loves me. He really does.
is one thousand gifts ok for a mormon- Yes, you can give me 1,000 gifts, anytime. I promise. It IS OK.
a little crasy all my life i have good- OK. Good to know. Whatever that is supposed to mean.
battle of the sexes please end- Yes. I agree with you. Please end.
I get a lot of variations on faking. As you can see, some of them sound a little disturbing to me. A lot of people that google various forms of “I am not a housewife” (anti-housewives unite!) and a lot of people have strollers broken on southwest. Good to know.
I don’t know about you, but I almost wish this feature wasn’t on my blog stats. It freaks me out. But, I can’t look away either. And, how does google images know when I post a picture of my kids sledding? The internet is C-R-E-E-P-Y. I obviously know nothing about SEO and all that, but I think it’s time to start learning. If I keep reading these, I may not be able to sleep at night.
Now, I know some of you have gotten even crazier ones than those….if you share here, keep it clean people. We are not that kind of site.
And, just because I like photos with my posts, here’s one to make you laugh. My cat, who I have a long history with, got what was coming to her recently. Aren’t we awful? This lion cut is seriously horrible. I had no idea. Sorry Val, and never again. Promise.